In August the dogs dodge the fall
of black walnuts in the back yard,
the baseball-heavy pods landing
even at night like the home team rallying.
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The three inch palmetto bug cockroach
drops from the hairy stalks of palmetto
trees on the heads of couples leaving the bar.
Light like a lawsuit under an unironed linen shirt.
Translations from the English 
Nicely done! An understatement of Lilliputian proportions. Reminiscent of the view from beneath Gulliver’s corpulent buttocks!
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This displayed humor so rarely found in poetry. Great stuff! Smiles, Robin