IN TAR
The year is 2540.
Archaeologists dig up
an ancient tar pit.
They find a sign
that says, “TOYS R US.”
They find a goat skeleton
covered with yarn, perfectly
preserved. They touch it,
it gets up and bites everyone.
They leave it alone.
The year is 2540.
Archaeologists dig up
an ancient tar pit.
They find a sign
that says, “TOYS R US.”
They find a goat skeleton
covered with yarn, perfectly
preserved. They touch it,
it gets up and bites everyone.
They leave it alone.