GOAT BECOMES CONVINCED OF MORALITY
One day God picked up Goat by his scruff.
“Do you believe in me?” he asked.
“It looks like I have to,” Goat answered.
“Think what you want,” God answered,
dropping him. “Bramble!” yelled Goat.
That night, he broke into Woolworths,
and destroyed the toy section. On a
rubber doll he found a yarn knot
and slipped it behind his whiskers.
His eyes felt like coal.