GOAT BECOMES CONVINCED OF MORALITY

One day God picked up Goat by his scruff.
“Do you believe in me?” he asked.

“It looks like I have to,” Goat answered.
“Think what you want,” God answered,

dropping him. “Bramble!” yelled Goat.
That night, he broke into Woolworths,

and destroyed the toy section. On a
rubber doll he found a yarn knot

and slipped it behind his whiskers.
His eyes felt like coal.