GOAT BECOMES NOT SURE OF HIMSELF, WHILE THE WORLD CONSIDERS HIM AMBIGUOUS

Goat reads his interview in People,
can’t remember saying any of that.

“I am an active Buddhist, vegetarian,
I enjoy situation comedy, MTV Closet
Classics, and vinegar on just about

anything.” In the photograph Goat looks
unbearably similar to Joan Collins.

“No one is sure what Goat is really thinking.”
He takes a vacation, writes letters.
In the end, he decides to shave his beard.