Goat lands on a cactus.
Let me help you, a voice says.
It is Jerry Falwell.

Goat: I’m hungry.
Jerry: The Lord Provideth.
Enter the wandering turkey.
Goat rips his head off.

Blood spurts on Jerry’s suit.
These are the signs I look for,
he says, wiping his face.


from GOAT lies down on Broadway. For more info see here.

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